Monday, July 14, 2008

new low

I just ate some noodles at my desk using pencils for chopsticks.

Potential career alternative: court clerk

  • work a scheduled shift
  • get paid by the government
  • know where the lawyers are supposed to be, what they're supposed to do much better than they do
  • see your law school classmates sweat while you observe in relative comfort
  • boss judges around
  • wear sexy robes
  • your law school classmates may not understand your life decision; but since when do you care what those dead-eyed robots think?

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