new low

I just ate some noodles at my desk using pencils for chopsticks.

Potential career alternative: court clerk

Pros:

• work a scheduled shift
• get paid by the government
• know where the lawyers are supposed to be, what they're supposed to do much better than they do
• see your law school classmates sweat while you observe in relative comfort
  
• boss judges around
• wear sexy robes

Cons:

• your law school classmates may not understand your life decision; but since when do you care what those dead-eyed robots think?