This week in bad news: this is where I'm moving!

Don't tell my mom that this is 200 yards from my new apartment. She's a worrier.

And hey, thanks, Toronto Star, for as always quoting the most thoughtful and perceptive comments made by your interviewees, casting them in a reasonably favourable light:

“My heart was beating a lot and I was like, f--k, this is real, for sure,” Biginelli said.